So, my one adoring reader asked me to please post something new, so here you go.
I have a fundamental principle in youth ministry. For all of those youth ministers out there, pull up a chair and listen up, because I have some sage advice for you:
Don't do lock-ins. Seriously, they are evil and of Satan.
Now, I don't really like Lock-outs either, overnight events where you move around every few hours to different places - i.e. bowling alley, ice-rink, etc., such as the one we are doing tomorrow night. Lock-outs though are 100 times better than lock-ins, and are necessary to do once a year or so to get everyone off your back to have a lock-in.
Of the devil, I'm telling you.
Also of the devil are Gym's, like the one I just joined. That's what I am looking forward to the most about heaven, awesome abs with no working out. Yup, that's what I look forward to the most.
Oh, and the hanging out with our Lord and Saviour.
Is there going to be sex in heaven? That is a fun topic to discuss. This guy thinks, yes.
I'm out.
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